BY: GURU JAY
Do you want to blowup overnight? Is it your time to shine and be famous? Would you like to have your own reality TV show?
Can you picture the camera crew literally waiting all day for you to BLOW UP? You see blowing up can take on multiple meanings. Anyway, let's put more meaning behind our words; and at the same time don't take someone's bullshit too literal.
You don't have to watch a reality show to know we don't live in a drama free world. But, there's hope thanks to Hollywood. Instead of concentrating on all the violence, you can choose to focus on Exhibit A: Kim Kardashian or Exhibit B. Kylie Jenner.
In the words of the Beatles, give peace a DAMN chance! You see that I put a twist on it. The fact is reality TV allows an escape from the real world.
Are you a single mother? It's hard paying rent sometimes. It's a struggle but be "thankful for what you got and keep on pushing." Curtis Mayfield told us that.
Are you a housewife? You can just relax and be yourself. Feed the kids. Get them off to school.
Then, go shopping. Get a manicure and pedicure. Cook dinner. Clean house.
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Now, it's time to party. So, Sh-shake your money maker. The only caveat is it is all on tape for everyone to see. But you get a fat check at the end of the day.
Here's an idea. Why not make a private reality show right now? Call it Me-Time.
Do you watch the Real Housewives? Who are your favorite stars? What franchises do you like better? My two favorites are Bethenny Frankel and NeNe Leakes. I like New Jersey (RHONJ) and Atlanta (RHOA) and Beverly Hills (RHOBH) more than the rest.
If you asked me, I had enough of Wendy Williams. Bring back the Bethenny talk show. I think they didn't want to pay full value for Bethenny and settled for Wendy. Chime in your comments.
I am Guru Jay launching into orbit in 5-4-3-2-1!